Mrs Cow flummoxed me the other night as she keeps wandering off to different rooms with the Virgin remotes
I have once grilled a pork roast instead of cooking it

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Move it then wait for a month
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Lady pig always puts the remote by the TV.
I keep explaining it's stupid and they should be on the table by the sofa, but she doesn't seem to want to see sense.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Well obviously it's best to get up to get the remote, then sit down and switch on the telly
then turn it off and get back up to put it down by the telly again.

Not everything is for your convenience, you know.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)

YOU'RE A MONSTER

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I have three remotes and I keep them in different areas of the sitting room.
Mostly for teh lulz
( Kroney, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:44, Reply)

my dad does this
on the other hand, he never has to do the frantic tear the sofa apart and chuck all the cushions on the floor rage dance that i have to do about once a fortnight
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)

That defeats the object. Walking to the tv to get the remote to control it from the other side of the room?
We should be thankful women don't possess common sense.

They would take over the world.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)

You've got to walk towards the TV to switch it off though.
You can collect the remote control when you do that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Im a horrid energy waster. Standby all the way.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Why do you hate our planet so much? :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 12:07, Reply)