Hull? Fucking hell, we're doomed.
Alt. I like aniseed balls.
AltAlt. Nope, feel like shite.

Skived off work yesterday and took the Mrs to Mrs Palms sex shop in Truro. Now you city types are probably used to grot shops everywhere but down in sleepy west Cornwall they don't usually tolerate such things so shes always in the papers because its next door to a school uniform shop. The Christian institute took the council to court over the granting of the licence and lost £8000 hahahahah. Latest was she refused to put up 4 CCTV cameras in the shop because lets be honest, who wants to be film browsing vibrating buttplugs and porn? So they took her to court and she won that case as well. So I told the Mrs "Right we are going, if only to say we have been there, no pressure to buy anything, I just want to look round" so we go and she starts picking stuff up, "wayhey!" I thought as I handed over £80 to the lovely lady behind the counter. Got home and she says "You're shit out of luck though" turns out shes still a raging, mensies freak, dripping rag juice wherever she goes.
( Peej, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:21, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

"When the river runs red, use the dirt track instead"
True story.
EDIT: This has reminded me, a mate of mine was out and about in London, doing his thing, drinking, flange hounding and being a lad about town. After seeing 'Rock of Ages' (Yeah, I dunno either) He and his boss went to a strip club, £40 a 'dance' all well and good, and apparently if you spend over £200 on 'dances' you can take one of the birds out the back AND BUM HER. No standard boring vaginal sex first, hardcore backdoor action from the get-go. Cor!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Classy joint.
I can imagine the beauties they employ for mid week fuckery.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:48, Reply)

You'd love it!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Probs they were trannies
learned that one the hard way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:20, Reply)

You get into a Newtons Cradle situation?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Newton's Cradle Situation are opening Bestival this year, I heard.


I'll be honest, even I'm losing heart on this one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:25, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:34, Reply)