I'm watching Psycho II
It's better than it has any right to be. I also watched the first episode of the new Dracula TV series. It's all kinds of stupid, wooden, ham-fisted and badly acted so I'm surprised I found it to be utter shit.

The rest of the weekend involves finishing the Christmas shopping and fixing the security lights.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:45, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright 'Bill Clay'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)

I've got quite the collection of nicknames so far but thats a new one
Wasn't 'Bill Clay' the name Alan Rickman used in Die Hard when he was pretending to not be Hans Gruber?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:47, Reply)

You'd know Reg.
What's the word on the street?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Slow?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:49, Reply)

alright xavvo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)

evenin' hoss
how's tricks?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:48, Reply)

hoss?
Tricks are good.
Who are you then?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:51, Reply)

This is a regular thing for newbies on forums then?
I was on this poetry site for a while (yeah, I know) and you'd think you were signing up for citizenship in in some country it's difficult to get into (sorry, it's late) for all the hoops you have to jump through and rules for how many poems you can post per day. Apparently the poetry trolls are pretty harsh.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Tell us about yourself then Xavioso

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:58, Reply)

Aged between 28 and 52, bit of a film buff, complete wanker

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Mysterious. What we need is height, weight, and any weaknesses that can be preyed upon and become your meme.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Hey c'mon, I've already admitted belonging to a poetry website
surely that's enough rope for one night
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Well Rory ain't here so someone needs to collect the details.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:04, Reply)

If you really are a noob then welcome.
If you are a comedy account then you're not funny.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:59, Reply)

I'd imagine a funny comedy account would stick out like a sore thumb round here
based on the evidence so far
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:01, Reply)

You're right, you're obviously genuine.
What brought you here then?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:04, Reply)

Somebody from Ponderosa apparently.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Well, my hide is certainly raw

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Er, not sure what I mean by that

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Ghey

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:49, Reply)

That's it!

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:55, Reply)