not to wear... I just like the idea of owning one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:59, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Well I like the idea of owning an evening waistcoat.
I'd also definitely wear it, because owning nice clothes you don't wear is for benders. On the other hand, wearing bowler hats is also for benders.

Hm. Conundrum.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I could use it as a fruit bowl or spitoon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:03, Reply)

You should take your attitude towards bowler hats
and apply it to your love of coloured trousers.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:11, Reply)

what colour are your trousers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:14, Reply)

BROWN

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:16, Reply)

brown is a colour, therefor he is a coloured trouser prick lord

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:19, Reply)

as a general point
if someone's trousers are brown only because they have shat themselves, therefore making it impossible to determine the colour underneath, does this still apply?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Black. Like any self respecting grown up man.
When in a suit, I'll stretch to grey. When I'm casual I'll even go as far as blue jeans.

Red and pink are for girls.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:19, Reply)

'I conform, that is why I am better'
right.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Everybody conforms to dress codes, Cavey. Everybody.
The trick is in not making yourself look a right prick in the doing of it.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I am a very snappy dresser

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I mostly don't really bother.
Though I'm very good at dressing smartly, when I choose to do so. It's all about observing the code. Which is why I don't look like somebody that habitually chases fat guys in green face paint around a field with a foam sword.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:27, Reply)

codes are for chumps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:29, Reply)

I'd rather be a well dressed chump
than look like CQ
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:32, Reply)

each to their own

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:33, Reply)

i started the craze of wearing tin can armour

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:27, Reply)

And the world thanks you for it.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:32, Reply)

no, that was JP Gaultier

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:58, Reply)