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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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So why do YOU still bother with /OT?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:18,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Because I have no life.
You?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:22,
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I'm not sure.
Hence why I asked the question. I see a few of those I'd like to see IRL fairly frequently, I guess it's to catch up with the (three from memory) that I don't get to see that often due to geography & the one person I've yet to meet that I'd like to.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:26,
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look, I've told you, next time you're in Leeds for work, just say the word and we can go and have a few pints
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:28,
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Look mate, calm down, I know you met a friend and had a nice time, but don't get carried away eh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:31,
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I dunno like
He has Zammo as a lookalike, I have Fungus the Bogeyman as a namealike.
He's just jealous innit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:35,
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No thank you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:33,
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it was a joke, you humourless tool
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:34,
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I know it was. I was simply reminding myself that I'd rather shoot myself than meet you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:37,
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I can get a piece if you give me a couple of day's notice, yeah?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:38,
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Yeah, to be fair I only really come here to chat to a few people.
Most of them aren't close enough to meet up with in 'real life' though. I suppose it's a bit different for those of you in London.
Where is everybody, anyway?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:36,
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Well really!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:38,
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Huh?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:40,
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It's okay, I know I'm not one of your special 'few people'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:42,
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You could be, if you wanted.
I'm easily swayed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:43,
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TOO LATE MISSY
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:44,
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Oh, right.
Well, your loss.
:-b
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:47,
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I know :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:53,
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He doesn't have one either
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:40,
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Never claimed to.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:42,
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He cooks stuff AND has a kid! HELLO?!?!?!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:43,
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Don't forget the 'click from me!' running commentary that he does; as if his seal of approval means anything beyond a fart's last gasp
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:46,
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What, the 'Battered seal of approval'? It's the only way I know if I find something amusing.
Also, the miserable 'everything here is shit' theme of his threads helps everyone remember the good old days, and how it's not as good as it used to be and abloobloobloo
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:56,
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there are greying, dreary pricks
and there are funny posters
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:24,
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Time killer and boredom.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:31,
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Way to start a miserable thread Batty!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:32,
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he's a greying dreary prick
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:34,
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I think he's suddenly woke up on the sofa
And needs to know the meaning of life..
FFS it ent that serious unless you bin told you're terminal
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:38,
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Some people left, some people joined
Some of them were good, some of them weren't.
It's still basically the same.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:38,
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Did you threaten to overrule Derek Lewis?
youtu.be/Nbe5RERDh4kUNCONNECTED POOTUBEZ LINK
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:39,
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Not clicking that it might be a virus soz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:42,
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it's Stagger Lee by Nick Cave
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:44,
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I'll listen to the record in the morning then instead of a youtube link on my pbone
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:56,
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What the fuck is a pbone?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:01,
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dunno
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:02,
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Gay pbick
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:03,
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sbastic
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:04,
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Yurt cbnt
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:05,
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Bt hurtful mate :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:40,
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on the plus side, mmps is back innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:41,
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Is that some complete cunt and cock wizard who makes even you seem 'alright'?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:44,
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yer, plus, Glaswegian
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:44,
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So there's literally no upside.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:45,
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mmps is alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:46,
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MMPS FOR TOP /OT MOD!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:58,
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jesus h christ
I just listened to Bon Jovi doing Hallelujah.
It was fucking horrible.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:04,
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Why would you listen to that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:05,
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morbid curiosity
It is cancerously appalling.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:06,
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That's the same reason I interact with you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:07,
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^^^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:08,
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There's too much good music you'll never hear to waste time listening to something you know will be dreadful
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:10,
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And that's why I haven't played your record yet.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:11,
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seems silly to have bought it really
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:12,
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Yeah, maybe I will record over it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:14,
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Not only that, I just listened to Slam Bamboo
I fucking LOVE Slam Bamboo.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:19,
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lombs
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:45,
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Soooooo, no ones been yewtreed for a while.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:09,
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It's why HH is keeping a low profile
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:19,
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A lot of the old fiddlers on here have gone into hiding. Maybe they've all been snatched and hooded, stuck in a room in stress positions listening to white noise.
Almost as bad as being stuck with just you to talk to on here.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:21,
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Fungus the Bogeyman
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:22,
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Ha!
I wish I knew how to post pics on here
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:23,
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<img src="put the image url here" />
doesn't work in the subject line though yeah
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:25,
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Don't you have to upload somewhere?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:26,
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you can do it one of two ways
Either save the image offline, then upload it to b3tards, then copy & paste the link it gives you. Or do it the easier way and get the image url and use that code up there.
truss' a nigga yo, it ent dat hard
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:28,
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RIP FUNGUS 4EVA IN R HARTZ XX
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:43,
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man he's funny
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:44,
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I'm watching Channel 4+
It's all about traffic wardens in Bristol.
We're a shower of cunts down here, by the looks of things.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:15,
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I'm waiting for your inevitable drunken raged fuelled mega flounce
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:21,
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I heard from the swans earlier, they said in you feed the ducks again, they'll break your arm.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:46,
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