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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
wtf is with all the christmas wankery? it's november you cunts
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:15,
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latest was 11 years ago)
MERRY CHRISTMAS SWIPEYPOOS!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:18,
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quiet you or I'll send you a yule log in the post
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:19,
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oooh lovely
make it a really pungent flaky one, and send it c/o mr naked ape, that marketing agency, somewhere near where swipe works, London.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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I know! November and I just don't *feel* very Christmassy, you know?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:20,
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do you have a beard and a great big belly that you can shake like a bowl full of jelly?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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I don't know, but what good would this sexay dancing you describe do?
I'm just not *feeling* Christmas yet, you know?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:23,
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It's the first of Dec on Sunday. Mrs V is getting very excited about putting up decs.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:24,
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strikethrough ecs
replace with icks
lololol
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:44,
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