Wait, so fat birds can't do coke?
I'm sure that ain't right.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:27, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I used to serve fat birds diet coke, whether they wanted it or not.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Bit reckless, what if they were phenylketonuric?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Why not?
Coke is for pretty successful people in white collar jobs that drive audi tt and live in an apartment because they're too ashamed to call it a flat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:31, Reply)

I'm sure fat celebrities can enjoy it too
cf. Brian Wilson
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Coke is mainly for pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:48, Reply)

I like coke
Prefer bumbles though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Point proven ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:52, Reply)

HI

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)

See above

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)

There's about 100 replies above, I haven't got time for these games.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)

Your a prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)

You're

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)

With you on this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)

since when is she fat?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)

I'd say she weighs more than me and AB combined

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Oh, here we go.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:34, Reply)

^^ blobbing
;)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:35, Reply)

she lost a fair bit of weight
And is still fat.

An ass so fat you can see it from the front.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Why do you think she is only ever filmed from the waist up?
Cos corsets don't work on your arse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:40, Reply)

i thought it was so it could focus on her tits
I don't watch her on telly, so I've not seen her lately.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)

That's just arse fat that's been squeezed up like yogurt In a tube

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:44, Reply)

still would though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Only in the face and tits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:46, Reply)

on, not in

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Your doing it wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:47, Reply)

cocaine doesn't necessarily make the weight fall off
Look at Swipe: major beak habit; built like a walrus.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:35, Reply)