I got separated from my family at the airport,
Ended up on my own in New York. Then some bad guys that I beat up with high dangerous and near lethal traps the Christmas before showed up and I stopped them from robbing an old man and murdering me, as well as defrauding a major credit card company and being a genuinely shit human being for a few days. Oh and some old lady tried to nonce me up with her own birds.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:59, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That homeless lass, after she got sacked from Casualty
for noncing people up with birds.

Nasty piece of work she is.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)

that's the plot of home alone 2, what were you really doing Clive?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

No, he was with Clint

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)

*keeps the change*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)

*dies of anaphalactic shock brought by bee stings*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:10, Reply)

*takes loads of drugs and kills my drug dealer*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Oh man I love Star Wars!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:12, Reply)