Dunno. Bound to have been single and on drugs at the time.
Altalt: I always take goose out of the oven too quickly and smash it on the oven door /starwars

Someone on maternity just came into the office with their crotchfruit. There is much gurgling and greeting, and that's just the fuckers who're bumping off work for ten minutes to make cum faces in public at a portable shit vendor. Other peoples kids are up there with other peoples dreams in the "things I don't give a flying fuck about stop talking and get away from me now" category.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

But I like new mommy breasts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)

New mommy breasts dont compensate
for the ruined foof
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I'm in that category also.
You got spunked up. Well done.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)