I have a hamster.
She is lovely.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:13, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

lovely wriggling up my jacksie as I type
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:16, Reply)

GRACE FTW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Felched the wanker?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I would imagine so.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:21, Reply)

CLICKIN DIS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

'totes cute'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:22, Reply)

^^ GAY

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:28, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2146070
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Im surprised he could type that.
Im not even sure I could...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:34, Reply)

It is the gayest piece of prose I have ever read.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:36, Reply)

review by o wilde

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:37, Reply)

you ent read much then
You should read Last Exit to Brooklyn. You'll love all the tranny sex.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:39, Reply)

that is an excellent book

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:45, Reply)

indeed it is
I read it every couple of years or so. It's tremendous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:49, Reply)

A friend of mine had a bastard of a hamster.
Bit him on the tip of the finger and wouldn't let up. He was flailing it around in the air, screaming.

I laughed.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

they are just small rats
I hated the one we had at university. it wasn't interested in being friends, it slept during the day and made a racket at night, and cocked itself so that it could piss outside the cage and on whomever was sitting in the chair next to it. vile.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)

they are no more small rats than they are small rabbits
Totally different animals.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:21, Reply)

they LOOK like little rats

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:37, Reply)

no they don't
Do all pakis and nig nogs look the same? No. That would be an ignorant and racist statement to make.

All rodents do not look the same, especially not rats and hamsters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:41, Reply)

yes
yes they do. hamster = mini rat.

get over it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:47, Reply)

right
JUST LOOK AT THEIR TAILS!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Squirrels are rats.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)

squats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:41, Reply)