A couple from Xmas do's past.............
One (male) MD who was found leaving the (male) company accountant's hotel room at 4 a:m, by his wife. Much slapping and screaming in the corridor. All of our rooms were on same corridor, there were lots of witnesses! He left the company in January.
The drinking contest which left a director so drunk that he was found half-in/half-out of his hotel room, trousers and grots round his knees in the 'face down arse up' pose. Many many pictures were taken.
The aftermath of probably the poshest Xmas do I've ever attended - 80% of the hotel guests with food poisoning.
Alt: No
Altalt: I fucking said no, cunt!
Altaltalt: Yes. there is a liquid lunch in my near future
Altaltaltalt: Heightist!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I can't believe you got food poisoning at a Toby Jug

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I can't believe he was a company accountant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I've been insulted many times
But to call me an accountant, that's just cruel.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

ac o ant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

That's just par for the course - duck's back/water scenario
But ACCOUNTANT! There's where the line's drawn
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

It was a pizza hut.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)

He's such a posh cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Fucking gays.
Bet they were just having a bit blow or something.

If the wife didn't sue him for everything, she fails at life.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

bugle blow or blow blow?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

suck squeeze bang blow.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

4 strokes and I am done

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

act FAST

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Blow off, what with all the food poisoning

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

maybe they were having a late night drink
She should have been all flirty then given him a gob job to see if his cock tasted of shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I reckon it's more likely they were fiddling the accounts
I don't think accountants do sex.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Poirot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

So that's what he styled his tache with

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Poirot's cock tastes of shit?
Fucking Belgians.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

INORITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Literally.
That ain't chocolate, Sir.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Bellybutton Lindt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)

no wonder they like their beer strong.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)