Do any of you cunts have a decent recipe for mulled wine you'll share?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:18, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Any recipe of yours probably involves Peruvian yak milk and free range quinoa.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)

1x bottle of a heavy red
4x cloves
1x pinch of nutmeg
1x stick of cinnamon
2x mooncup contents
1x go fuck yourself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Needs more mooncup.
Doesn't it also have brandy in it?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)

It does add an iron-y top note

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)

That's mulled cider, you plonky

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Which is infinately superior to mulled wine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Really?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I prefer mulled wine myself.
Don't use too sweet/smooth a wine either, as the mulling will make it sacchrine.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I am now drinking mulled wine. For free. As I asked the landlord of my local for a recipe. WIN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Free?
Where did you shoplift the wine and spices from?
( Muns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:56, Reply)

I am being served the stuff at the pub.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:00, Reply)

IMAGINE. Apub serving booze.
/I spent all of Wednesday afternoon sat in the Old Red Lion on High Holburn. I nearly messaged some of you reprobates but I had two attractive ladies with me and I didn't want them "soiled"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Imagine. Free booze. At the pub.
That's the win.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't drink mulled wine even if it was free.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I was in high holburn on Wednesday we could've hooked up and talked science and shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Lovely.
Ask for a recipe, get given the goods, premade.

I'm going to the builders merchants when I'm out of this office to ask how to do a loft conversion, you never know...
( Muns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Try popping to a local car dealership and asking how a Bentley is built.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)

"when a mummy Bentley and a daddy Bentley love each other very much..."

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Haha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Sampling whore!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Large wine glass samples. Currently on number 3.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Make sure you take them thimbles back to the bar when you're done!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)

250ml thimbles?
You fat handed Poofter.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:17, Reply)

1x branch of Marks and Sparks

( Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Buy the spice teabags from your local supermarket and add citrus fruit and sugar when mulling.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)

One pint of wine.
One pint of vodka.
48 Paracetamol.
3 grams of iron filings.
1/4 pint of bleach.
( Muns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)

needs more iron filings.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)

No, because mulling wine is for cunts and pederasts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)

So you drink a lot of it then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)

*finger guns*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)