I hope you have a shit drug free weekend and go cold turkey like Euwan macgregor did
And I hope a baby crawls across your ceiling and shits on you while you sleep
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I just hope someones steals his name again

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)

I hope captain placid runs to his house all sweaty, strips off and sits in his face till he passes out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:08, Reply)

i hope he makes a cup of tea with his last tea bag
only to find the milk's gone off and left white bits floating on top
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:08, Reply)

He can always milk the yak for some more

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:10, Reply)

too late
he's put it in his tea and there's no more tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Yessasssssszsssssss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:12, Reply)

I'm sure he has a great suppy of nettles for tea

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Tea bags?
Ugh.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:54, Reply)

How frightfully common.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 20:03, Reply)

This is terrible
In this season of goodwill, why wish ill upon anyone?

Unless you are Islamic, in which case your season of goodwill ended in late September.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:14, Reply)

I thought that was on the 11th?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:15, Reply)

I'm not sure.
It was - in my old and respectable life - a bastard to manage.

Half of my staff were Islamic and during Ramadan you had to put them on work that wound down at the end of the shift because they were starving and thirsty.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:21, Reply)

9/11 went over the top of your head?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:27, Reply)

9/11 is my birthday
Too obtuse for this time of night.

Edit - no, I think I see what you're going for, but Ramadan and Eid are dictated by lunar cycles.

Sorry to get all Dozerliteral.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Only if you were in the bottom seventy or so floors.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 20:04, Reply)

'Runs' to his house?
Running is for other people - I'm evolved, I have a car. This doesn't preclude me from sweating though.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)