Despite having a perceptible degree of stubble for the majority of the last two years
I keep getting asked if I'm doing Movember. Pissed me off so much last month that I went clean shaven.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:34, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You really are stroppy prick sometimes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Takes one to know one, I guess.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I just can't be arsed to shave more than once every 4-5 days

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:36, Reply)

nor me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Really?
I thought you'd be an every day chap
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)

nah
I ent that hirsute isn't it thankyoupleasecomeagain.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:39, Reply)

bumfluff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:42, Reply)

nah, I grow proper facial hair, just relatively slowly.
I can get away with shaving twice a week.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I'm guessing football moustache
11 a side
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Mine grows pretty slowly, too. Not that I ever go beyond the realm of stubble.
One of the guys at work gets an 11am shadow instead of a 5pm one and busted out a full handlebar inside of a week. Talk about your feelings of inadequacies.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I think I could get a full on Dali in Movember

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:58, Reply)

yeah a guy here needs to shave twice a day
It's just showing off really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:59, Reply)

He is probably a shaved gorrilla
As humanity has evolved from apes I always point out that the process of evolution meant we lost the need for hair so anyone who grows it that quickly needs to evolve a bit more.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Paedo's love that month, they can be integrated back into society.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Paedos

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)

:( Why am I sticking extra apostophes everywhere?
WHY???!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:51, Reply)

because you're a bit thick and you 'work' in a call centre

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:52, Reply)

J'a'y'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Because you're typing quickly, apparently.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)