I dont think I have been late for work in 8 or 9 years
in fact I am not due to start work until 8.45 and yet here I am,

altalt DONE... do I get a brownie?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 7:59, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I never used to be late :(
Altalt: Yes, with glitter sprinkles.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:10, Reply)

To be fair mine is simply down to teh fact that I tend to wake up early
and if I leave any later I get caught up in school traffic and rather than it taken me 20 mins it takes over an hour.

and fucking glitter sprinkles gave me a heart stopping moment a few years back when after a movement I saw a shiny glittering turd gleaming back at me from the throne. Took me a while to figure out that edible glitter doesn't mean digestible
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:15, Reply)

I am trying this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:16, Reply)

P.O.I.N.T.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:22, Reply)

????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:28, Reply)

What kind of bent start time is 8.45?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:29, Reply)

is he still at school?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:30, Reply)

In my day school used to start at 9.00am
You knew where you were with a good solid start time like that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I wish I started at 9 now. that would be living the dream for me :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:35, Reply)

My boarding school used to finish at 9 : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Haha your parents didn't want you around

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:44, Reply)

lol
First in a while
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Luckily at least one of yours did
Dear old mummy tangles, she taught me well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:46, Reply)

She always had a soft spot for the div kids in the class

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:47, Reply)

yeah, between her legs

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:51, Reply)

soft wet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:53, Reply)

I also went to boarding school
My parents also hated me
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Boarding school here too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:52, Reply)

wankers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:53, Reply)

True, but well educated, confident and connected wankers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I think this warrants a new thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Well educated and confident yes
connected no...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Talk about your troubles here:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2165807
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Its the time YM thighs part for access
So I need to be prompt to add the pig grease
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:42, Reply)