yeah....
come back and read this when she's constantly arguing with her siblings about pointless crap and locked in the bathroom for hours squeezing spots and dyeing her hair and ruining the carpet with it and never even accidentally cleaning up after herself and running up massive phone bills and staying out late and getting drunk and sucking off teenage boys behind the pub and testing your boundaries all the time and your wife is screaming blue murder because her menopause is clashing with your kid's adolescence and the pair of them can't stand one another and it all seems to be about nothing more than a wet towel left on the floor and why can't they just get on and

LIGHTBULB! YOU'LL GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL YOURSELF.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:57, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

One plus point of getting divorced; not having to put up with my wife's menopause at some future point.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Oh, believe me, you will be made to suffer it one way or another.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Some people never change.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Hahaha!
This sounds so much like the stepson's house. No wonder he's always working overtime.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I'm going to have a garage. I'm going to soundproof it and make it my own studio/games room.
I shall have a lock on the door.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:59, Reply)

and then you'll get back to it
after a long, hard day at work paying for everyone and everything, sidestepping another screaming row between wife and daughter about some sort of top that is too expensive/slutty, you get in there only to find that your son and his horrible lanky teenage mates have been in, the fridge has been denuded of beer, it's a complete mess, names like BAZ AND DAZ AND THE COCKMAN have wiped you off the high score on all your games, the king on your white chessmen is suspiciously stained and brown, and the whole place smells suspiciously... warm and stale and salty. much like the crusty tissues down the side of the armchair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Ha ha ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:05, Reply)

You enjoyed your teenage years?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:00, Reply)

well hell yeah
I was the teenager
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:02, Reply)

How many times did you pull the 'you're not my real mum' line?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:05, Reply)

my half brother did it a few times

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:07, Reply)