I assumed he meant Heron
Where he sits and tries to commune with a wading bird
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:59, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

The Bird Whisperer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Birds love it when I whisper to them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:15, Reply)

*Whispers*
"get in the van and I wont hurt you too much"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

It's funny because I always hurt them a lot more than they are expecting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

But (and this is crucial) not as much as you could...
I like your style
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)