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The strains that seem to be around now are a hell of a lot stronger than the blackash and rocky that we used to smoke.
I had some skunk a couple of years ago and it completely blew me away.
It seems to be like the kids that do bongs - I never really understood getting completely munted - I like having a couple of joints and getting the giggles and eating chocolate - not aaaabbbbsssoooolllluuuuuttteeellllyyy ffffuuuuuuuccccckkkeeed.
Altalt: yes. Lunch. Christmas party today so something substantial methinks.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:03,
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Lightweight.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:04,
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^ rebellious teenager
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:06,
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I can't roll, so when I'm left to my own devices I smoke a pipe.
I got mullered one night and ended up watching Rupaul's Drag Race (Next Top Model but with drag queens. I had a hard time grasping if it was real or not.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:07,
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'methinks' doesn't mean 'I think'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:09,
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I hate when people use this term.
You are NOT a medieval peasant.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:13,
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Thou doth be lol upset
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:14,
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Forsooth!!
Tie thy wretched lips together, lest thee speak the truth no more!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:15,
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Although it is an easy way of quickly identifying a person as a prick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:14,
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I hate it when people use it incorrectly.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:15,
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I hate it when people pronunce Ye Olde Pub "Yee Oldey Pub"
When all the evidence says it would have been pronounced "The Old Pub"
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:25,
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I hate it when people watch QI and regurgitate the facts like they are clever.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:26,
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um, I learned about 'ye' being pronounced as 'the' when I was at school.
We don't all 'learn' facts from TV and wikipedia you know.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:30,
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Me too and I don't watch TV so have only seen QI a couple of times at my mums house
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:32,
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Froggles is just a nasty bully.
I bet his favourite colour is lemon.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:34,
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No, it's 'fractal'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:36,
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how very 1992
I bet you still wear Global Hypercolour t shirts.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:38,
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Yes with my 'eclipse' or 'spliffy' jeans
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:39,
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all about Dreddy innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:45,
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I can't be bothered to reply at this stage.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:35,
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Is it a Thorn in your side?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:27,
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All he's ever been
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:32,
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precisely
I also hate it when people pluralise 'referendum' as 'referenda'. Didn't these ghastly types do classics at school?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:28,
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Life is but fleeting.
There are more valuable things on which to spend your upset.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:38,
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methinks thou art naught but a bull's pizzle
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:45,
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Seriously - internet pedantry is very akin to pissing in the wind.
Your old enough to know better.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:56,
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your old enough to be your own dad
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:58,
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you're
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:58,
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TTJ you thick cunt
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:59,
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Yes, I can read. I was being a fucking pedant, you know, like 'you're' whole thing on here, yeah?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:03,
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yeah its well lol innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:04,
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it's
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:04,
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TTJ you thick cunt
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:05,
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Yes, I can read. I was being a fucking pedant, you know, like 'you're' whole thing on here, yeah?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:06,
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TTJ you thick cunt
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:08,
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yeah its well lol innit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:09,
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yer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:10,
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Bit confusing for wor jayse tho'but
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:05,
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TTJ you thick cunt
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:07,
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yeah its well lol innit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:09,
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it's
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:10,
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its a click from me!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:10,
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POTD!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:12,
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TTJ you thick cunt
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:13,
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prick
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:13,
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Battered run ting round here boss
Only him can dish out de POTD, get meh?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:13,
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Innit dooz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:14,
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The wiki page for "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
claims it means "I think the lady is promising too much." Suggesting you are wrong and that when people have used the phrase "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" on b3ta they are wrong.
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:59,
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it means 'it seems to me'
So 'methinks the lady doth protest too much' means 'it seems to me that her protestations are suspiciously vociferous'.
You wouldn't say 'I am going to have a large lunch it seems to me'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:01,
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I just told you that
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks" means "I think the lady is promising too much."
The phrase's actual meaning is, "I think the lady is promising too much." In the play, Hamlet's father has died, and his father's ghost has told Hamlet that he has been murdered (by Claudius). Hamlet has arranged a play for his mother, Gertude, and his uncle and stepfather, King Claudius, to watch: "The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king." Hamlet wants to see if Claudius squirms or sweats at the point in the play where the woman's husband is murdered by her lover (or future lover). If so, he will have some evidence that Claudius killed his father. Hamlet arranges for the woman in the play to promise ("protest") to her husband that if he dies, she will never remarry. At this point, Hamlet asks his mother how she likes the play so far, and Gertrude famously replies, "The lady protests too much, methinks." Gertrude is protecting her own conscience about having married Hamlet's uncle after his father died. Hamlet replies, "O, but she'll keep her word." Pointing out that his mother has not lived up to the standard of the woman in the play.
If you think it means 'it seems to me that her protestations are suspiciously vociferous'. then you are wrong, on the Internet. Anyway argue with Shakespeare not me.
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:16,
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Clear, camouflage, black, mirror.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:21,
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Why the fuck not?
It seems to me I am going to have a large lunch.
Deal with it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:35,
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^ upset, methinks ^
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:38,
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youn are
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:50,
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