How are the bins at the back of every nightclub in Stockport?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i wouldn't know
I did do a fair bit of innocent teenage snogging there though. mostly in the graveyard or the station car park, somewhere REALLY classy. the worst was the night when I was about 14 and I pulled this guy that I thought was soooooo hot. unfortunately I was a bit pissed, and when my friends saw him, they fell about laughing.

they still remind me that I pulled lurch from the Addams family on occasion :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

that's no way to talk about Froggsy D

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I ent tall enough to be called lurch

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

what part of "when i was 14" did you not understand?
there is something really wrong with you, isn't there?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Lurch normally opens the front door, though .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

pulled got the stink finger
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Teenage snogging? Right-ho.
You told me there was a standing prescription for the morning after pill. You told me you were like the aviary at London Zoo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)

stop your sick fantasies right there
I snogged a lot, but I was all mouth and no trousers. I was every day of 19 before I had sex, being a romantic idiot who wanted it to be the right guy.

yeah that worked out really well, 3 precious university years of wild carefree shagging all wasted on the same tool. sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Damn you and your rubbish tool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

it really was
you don't know what shit sex is until you've had good sex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

HELLO THERE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)