What about people who shorten their name and object to people using the full version?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i've never met one of those
but I am sure they would be a twat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)

\o
Only my parents call me by my full name
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)

my dad knew he was in the shit when my mother gave it the full sunday name

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I am going to take this statement to mean
Your mother would only call your father by his full name when he "accidentally" slipped it in the wrong un...

Have that mental image for a Friday afternoon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Oh ANDREW.........
harder!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)

*spanks*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)

:/

( Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)

you kiss your kids with that mouth, sonny-jim?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I do, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)

YEW TREE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2168927
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:10, Reply)

What about people who are more often than not still refered to
by a nickname from school even though they left that many years ago,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)

where is that loveable hockey prick anyway?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)

That'll be yeti for me then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Give Monty his money back!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Fuck that
Yeti was more from college when I had long hair anyway
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Went to boarding school
abbreviated version of surname,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:49, Reply)

29?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)

That as my position for the masters
I wasn't allowed a 69
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)

QUADS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)

played

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:51, Reply)