Met her in a pub in Kensington, shocked by how fat she waso
She called me gay to a homeless man.
But we had a relative laugh, she'd helped me with the eviction chatted for like an hour and a half.
Had a few drinks, thought ahh fuck it lets go back to hers.
Went back to hers, had a pizza apparently (I have no idea) I was freaked out by the fridge content. Can't remember exactly but I think it was a single tomato and like 40 bottles of water.
Both stayed in the spare room. had depressing sex
I smoked on her balcony as far as I remember I put the fags in the ashtray but who knows.
Went for lunch the next day.
Went to euston.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:44, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

RIP ChoCho

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:44, Reply)

The Human League's new material was lacking their usual catchy angle.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I thought it was a Pulp thing to begin with
Sounds like an extract from John Doe's diaries.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Yeah, I was going to do a Common People pun

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:50, Reply)

there is nothing more common than a polyester tablecloth shirt and a pleather jacket
except maybe roll-up cigs and a straining hairy gunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Penny has dropped.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Or fucking strangers off the internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)

says the man who groomed his wife ON THE INTERNET

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Can't say I've seen that combination out and about too much
Do you live in a rough area?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I didn't know you smoked

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Is rachelswipe your girlfriend then Frogtopus?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Woah! Bit personal.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I'm just reading the signs, man

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:59, Reply)

:)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Well, I have you have better choice in women than you do in pizzas

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)

You need to try it mate. Trust me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I don't think it's good boyfriend etiquette to refer to her as "it"

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2168855
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Ha!

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:08, Reply)

What a shit poem, is it yours?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:48, Reply)