SIR YES SIR
I really cannot be fucked to do any work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I have red wine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I'm on Yellow Tail shiraz
Cheap and cheerful, almost like me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:36, Reply)

I have Ogio Primitivo
My usual Friday night tipple is Brunello di Montalcino.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:42, Reply)

i have tea

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:42, Reply)

and an empty life of despair and enforced celibacy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:43, Reply)

I happen to think Cavy looks rather hot in her FB photo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Sicko.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:48, Reply)

She looks like an ex of mine in it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:49, Reply)

All this means is that you've had poor taste for a long time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:50, Reply)

I hate to say this but I agree with Battered here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:50, Reply)

i hate agreeing with you two
but I don't fancy me either
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:52, Reply)

You just remind me of her is all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I have mostly excellent taste in women
I have many exes on my FB for comparision purposes, including the lady in question
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:57, Reply)

then I shall take a compliment

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:58, Reply)

As it is intended, my good lady

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:58, Reply)

he's not wrong, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:50, Reply)

plus, it's the goggles
which get the guys every time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:51, Reply)

the only guys that dig goggles are steampunk pricks and swimming fetishists

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:54, Reply)

RIP CQ

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:54, Reply)

and larpers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:54, Reply)

I try not to acknowledge the existence of such abject lifefailures

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:56, Reply)

lifefailures = people who do things you don't like

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:59, Reply)

no, people who have such failed lives that they have to dress up as orcs and have swordfights in the park.
I think I stopped that when I was 10. I'm nearly 34 now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Do you still do E?
Is this not a different take on escapism from the humdrum of the week?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:01, Reply)

every now and then, depends who's DJing innit
But nobody there is reenacting a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' book while suffering from crippling BO.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:04, Reply)

^ TGGI
Personally, I prefer alcohol for the same effect.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:04, Reply)

so, you're condoning LARP?
How the supercilious have fallen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I'm simply saying that although I couldnt be fucking bothered to do it, I understand why people might

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:09, Reply)

I'm saying there is nothing wrong with wanting to escape from your everyday tedium.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)

chin chin!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Cheers!
I think you might like this gammon recipe I'm using:

Soak in cold water for 24 hours.
Simmer for 3 hours with 3 bay leaves, lump of ginger, cinnamon stick, corriander seeds, peppercorns, celery & carrot.

Then glaze with honey, smoked garlic, mustard powder & lemon zest.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:15, Reply)

That sounds good to me
I think the important thing is that the glaze thickens up quickly. Coca Cola ham time next weekend for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)

With this one you make the glaze separately beforehand, so you know you're happy with the consistency before you use it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:18, Reply)

I've always ended up boiling mine down before roasting after cooking the ham in it first
Bit more mustard powder and maple syrup in to get it extra chewy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)

I ent disagreeing with that
But LARP is tragic as fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:12, Reply)

and every one of us cares for your opinion

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:13, Reply)

well of course you don't
Doesn't stop me stating it, does it?

No doubt you find the whole 'normal social life' thing to be equally risible.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Sangiovese grapes make excellent rustic reds.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Sangiovese is a Dozer favourite.
You'll sneer, but Tesco used to do a passable 'Simply Sangiovese' but all you've been able to get for the last few years is those mini bottles rather than the proper 750ml ones.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:46, Reply)

The Tesco Simply range is all rather good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Why would I sneer?
Careful selection among supermarket wine ranges can result in some excellent bargains.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Indeed it can.
The Simply Sangiovese was rather good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:50, Reply)