turquoise

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:04, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

No.
I've bought 2. Just not sure which one goes better.
I have no choice but to do a fashion montage on the day.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:05, Reply)

Post pictures here, we can help
Well I say we, I mean me. This lot wouldn't know a "good look" if it jumped out of the bog and bit them on the cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:07, Reply)

the big what?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:09, Reply)

I know enough to realise that being bitten on the cock isn't a good look.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:09, Reply)

Well done you, you'll be the belle of the folkstone ball

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:12, Reply)

I'm going to be both smart and suave on Friday actually.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:13, Reply)

Don't knock it till you've tried it

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:12, Reply)

alright fake me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:13, Reply)

Well this is confusing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:15, Reply)

alright.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:17, Reply)

why?
it's not like either of them is going to say anything worth reading, unless it's "posting this from beyond the grave as I choked on a sausage roll from greggs and died on the way home."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:19, Reply)

you know all about sausages from greggs
Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:21, Reply)

Would sure beat listening to "tales of my over active flaps" for the hundredth time

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:22, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:24, Reply)

you just wish you'd thought of it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:39, Reply)

eew
I would never think of your rubbery flaps.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:41, Reply)

What's all this then?
Who is this blue newcomer?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:15, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:17, Reply)

alright

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:18, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:20, Reply)

everythings gonna be alright

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:21, Reply)

it's really alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:22, Reply)

Alright real me

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:15, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:17, Reply)

S0ckpuppets will never fail to be funny.
Or not.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Much like yourself

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:20, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:22, Reply)

clickin your own posts is frowned upon I think

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:24, Reply)

I dunno, the populol page is seen as some kind of validation innit.
Two clicks and you're in.

Which is how Froggles pulled the raging orang utan, so I have heard.

Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:27, Reply)

It's true, populol status is key.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:28, Reply)

Ah, that would be why
he got her to hold his cock then yelled "right turn, clyde" over and over.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:29, Reply)

So... Rory, then.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:32, Reply)

it was stunned's joke
don't give that thieving pikey any credit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:34, Reply)

just like his bank

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Yeah but he's the one that milked it so dry it was screaming for water.
Much like his chafed, flaccid, angry little micro-penis.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:36, Reply)

not Rory
Your imagination is as limited as your intellect.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:35, Reply)

Tis though.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:37, Reply)

imagination ability to give a fuck about the identity of a random stranger hiding behind a sockpuppet and impersonating the worst poster online
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:37, Reply)

nobody's impersonating you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:39, Reply)

take the hamster out of the arse and concentrate
that was shite
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:39, Reply)

just like your posts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:42, Reply)

Alright
Yer
Clickin dis

Such gems!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:27, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:30, Reply)

not really, you embarrassingly inept asinine call centre drone
Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Now you're nicking his jokes.
Come on Doozer. You're better than that.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:38, Reply)

I really amn't.
That one's all mine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:40, Reply)

I'm slightly miffed that they are cheaper now.
www.asos.com//Asos/Asos-T-Shirt-With-Oversized-Argyle-Print/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=3033556

www.asos.com//New-Look/New-Look-T-Shirt-with-Birds-Jungle-Print/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=3261087

Grey blazer, brown shoes
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:12, Reply)

def the argyle one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:18, Reply)

That's what I was swaying towards...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:19, Reply)

it would look good with dark blue jeans too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:20, Reply)

That birds one is terrible.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:19, Reply)

And now Im stuck with it.
I bet I see another one on Saturday when Im getting my last minute bits and bobs in.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:27, Reply)

I was trying to buy that super cool fox jumper again today but no one has it :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:28, Reply)

have you got clearance for this?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:28, Reply)

Excuse me?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:29, Reply)

O-o
Under the thumb already
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:31, Reply)

nah, he'd enjoy that too much
the kinky bugger
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:37, Reply)

whaaaaaaaaaat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:44, Reply)