I could do with a concise and literate precis of all of the above, if, you'd be so kind.
My time is valuable.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:47, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

tl;dr
Ways to make OT better
Christmas party tales
Christmas Dinner updates
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:49, Reply)

A gun
None
Morrisons Turkey Burgers
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:51, Reply)

Joyous.
I kept my word about the icon, you see :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:54, Reply)

So you did
I should have been restrained to a padded bed that evening but I have a vestigial recollection of that exchange.

I haven't a clue how much I donated. My homes may be repossessed immediately, all of my assets seized and my kneecaps taken out with a 12" sawn off shortly.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Have a look at your paypal account

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:05, Reply)

I had a bit of a hot flush as I wrote that and checked my account.
I can afford what I gave.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:07, Reply)

I gave 1p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:08, Reply)

I gave rather more than that.
I suppose on the whole it's worth it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:10, Reply)

I was more generous than that. I did consider a 1p ghost but that's a bit piss taking. Haha!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:11, Reply)

In less enlightented times people were charged entry to Bedlam
Bedlam is, I believe, somewhere near Maidstone and was the secure place in which severe nutters were kept. People used to pay to look at the nutters.

Now we have it available to us on line, right here, right now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:32, Reply)

That James Blunt has a lot to answer for!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:36, Reply)

I'm no Dozer
But I'm afraid that James Blunt references are lost on me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:38, Reply)

His album was called Back to Bedlam.
Bit of a shit joke, really.

As you were!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Good.
I'm afraid that James Blunt has slipped under my cultural radar, other than that he did a very poor cover of "Say Hello Wave goodbye."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:50, Reply)

brief summary of his schtick, c/o Bill Bailey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsISBHQcNzE
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:02, Reply)

i quite fancy him
which is a bit Wrong. but he did do a good job of replying to trolls on twitter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)

I suppose he's a Robbie Williams for the "Help for Heroes" brigade.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:53, Reply)

i quite like the posh thing
but the army thing is not good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:04, Reply)

1p ghost may have been your best name yet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:14, Reply)