Sometimes the students buy me booze if I help them out
One PHd student lost her PHd and I managed to recover it, she offered me a blowjob in the toilets. I declined for three reasons, 1. She was Scottish, 2. She wasn't attractive and 3. She offered me blowjob in the toilets. Classy!

Best gift this year, a rather fine chateauneuf du pape from a rather attractive brunette whose laptop had been damaged in a car accident and I repaired it.

Worst, an 18p pack of midget gems to share amongst the office from our director who earns 65k +Bonus +Market Supplement.
( Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:23, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Still, you know. It's a blowjob.
I thought you were struggling for those?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Aren't all married men?

( Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Er, no.
Soz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Beggers can't be choosers.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I guess I've proven that wrong

( Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Nope, not here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Not me either, I get at least two a day and 6 on the weekends

( Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah, they do tend to ease off a bit once you've been married a couple of years

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:49, Reply)

This.
I can understand turning down a hand job...
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Perhaps I was being kind when I said she wasn't attractive
2. She didn't look like she was always a woman.
( Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Then (s)he'll know what men like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:35, Reply)

now i've got herman from family guy in my head
"i know what boys like"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

She looked more like Herman from the Munsters

( Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)

You don't look at the mantlepiece
when you've got your cock in the mantlepiece.

Oh, hang on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire
But sometimes you want to poke the mantelpiece as well...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:48, Reply)