I have the office to myself, lucky me
Alt. Its not slander if I write it, but I have photographic evidence that Susanna Reid off the news has done sex with a horse.

Alt Alt. I may be in the minority here but I don't want Battered to kill himself. At least not until its time.
( Peej, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 8:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm not sure that one person alone is enough to count as a "minority"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 8:52, Reply)

In fairness I don't really care if he lives or dies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 8:53, Reply)

I feel the same about you, apart from the fact I really want you to die.
Soon.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I will xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I finally feel a bit Christmassy!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Ashally if there's nobody else
he's a majority.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

i think the rest of us would all prefer battered to die in a highly amusing way
not as much as we'd like dozer to get a septic bumhole from his hamster's claws and ooze himself to death, however.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Only if Grace is okay and rehoused with a loving caring owner that doesn't abuse her.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:12, Reply)

it's a shit encrusted shit rodent
flush it down the loo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I'll rehouse you with a loving, caring owner that doesn't abuse you
in a minute.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:14, Reply)

the rspca?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:17, Reply)

My shed.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:19, Reply)

care instructions:
must be fed beer and gay e-cigarettes at regular intervals

requires regular washing and application of designer jumpers

will complain about the washing of said designer jumpers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Nobody designs jumpers.
Old crones with runny noses knit them.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:26, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:16, Reply)