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Does this make you feel old, or are you down with the kids (paedo) and have knowledge of all of these?

I am at the age where I am starting to fall behind. I don't do Snapchat, Instagram or "selfies" (well, not that many selfies anyway). I have never Twerked, nor do I intend to. Chart music makes my ears bleed. Kids annoy me. The list goes on.

Alt. I've just got into drinking roobibos tea. What have you got into recently, besides MM?

AltAlt. Too shit? You do better then.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:40, 64 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^UPSET^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Oh right, I get it now, you're upset all the time because you're becoming an old queen.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Less of a hip young fag, more of a damp stub floating in the beer filled ashtray of life.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)

All because I don't like Pingu?
You're a bit high maintenance aren't you?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I reckon the 'I'll get you sacked' clock is ticking here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)

don't be fucking stupid.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)

^MORE UPSET^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I'm watching you, frog.
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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Don't threaten me, you ranivorous fool

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I ent french

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Pricks

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)

^WOBBLER^

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)

^^ Stiff

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)

my eyes feel a bit dirty reading this
just tell him you're taken and put him out of his priapic misery
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Alright swipe, I need a shit. Legs akimbo, there's a lass.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)

rory's got his mouth flapping wide open, go over there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:02, Reply)

That's already full of shit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:03, Reply)

good point.
the plastic screw-on prick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Don't Shaggy and Velma get upset?
Its our Secret Santa now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)

bored and upset now, bye x

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:03, Reply)

*flounces*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have been interested in any of those things (or their equivalents) when I was younger.
I feel about the age I am and I'm quite comfortable with that.
Alt: Poking popping candy down my weehole.
Altalt: No, far more fun to berate you for your efforts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:16, Reply)

I do things, then later they get cool
that's just how I roll
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Ahead of the wave

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:22, Reply)

damn right
everyone will have a tie dye dress by next year.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I wait 'til they're not cool any more, then do them more cheaply.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:22, Reply)

LIKE YOUR MUM!!!!LOLOLOL!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:22, Reply)