Not since Ladypigs accident, so like a week or so
Unless you count see with myself, and then I'm never more than about 4 hours without at least a little finger bum pokey time.

Alt: Self awareness.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

surely she can't run away from you, post-accident
you should be milking this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:11, Reply)

She should be milking *this*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)

ahhhh tito the bandito

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Alright Frog.
I've decided that instead of phoning planning for more work, I'm just gonna sit in the van for a bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I think you are doing the right thing piggles. im in the pub!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I thought about a cheeky half somewhere,
Until I remembered I was in Swindon. Much nicer in the van.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:21, Reply)

we have 192 cans of lager at work and weve gone to the pub. sensible.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Ha. Nice.
Right, I'm off to brave the traffic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Got nasty whiplash,
So she's not really in the mood and I may be a murderer, but I'm no rapist.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)

poor lady pig
that does suck. the problem with whiplash is that so many cunts claim it with no damage at all, that it totally undermines how painful it is for people who really have it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Yeah, it's pretty nasty,
I'm just hoping she gets better before she eats all the diazepam , Tramadol and codeine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)

is she eveb allowed to drive?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Bicycle innit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)

i bet she'd do a better job than plenty of men who have 20/20 vision

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)

You're getting this wrong,
It's women who can't drive. In fact, it's probably best if most women don't leave the house at all, except to go shopping, and even then, they ought to go in groups for safety.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)

no no no
if you have some dick up your arse on the motorway, it's ALWAYS a man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:51, Reply)

If there's some prick in front of you doing their makeup in the rear view mirror while the lights are green, it's ALWAYS a woman.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:59, Reply)

or geordiejay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I'm flawless without the MAC.
Thanks though xoxo
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:17, Reply)