The lady in Debenham who got so upset about a watch being out of stock,
That I think she wet herself had a point. These things are important you know.

I have to get a hair cut today. I'm not terribly happy about this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:10, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Do you still have long hAir?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Yeah,
Like a tramp.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:23, Reply)

a ginger tramp

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

We know you are but what about windy pig?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

shut up randy cream

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Yeah, me too.
Xmas haircuts are teh wurst.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I also am off for a haircut today
I might go for the full open razor jobbie too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I am hoping the one near the office is open.
You get a neck and arm massage too for £25 the lot.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I am always slightly terrified when they do the ear fire thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Hahahaha. And the razor up the nose.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I think thats so they KNOW you will pay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I'm having mine done as Ladypigs mum is getting married for the 3rd time,
And apparently I'll "ruin the photos"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

can't you just point out that she's clearly only going to have them up for a short time anyway, given her track record...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)

A previous boss of mine had very grey hair. His mother made him dye it for his wedding, so he didn't 'ruin' the photos.
Pathetic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)

ah hahaha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:05, Reply)