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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Actually he said "I'll use my teeth"
Hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:27, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Dangerous strategy there Froglet.
Correcting her indoors and hoping it helps!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I think I'm in the clear as I'm not seeing her for a week or so, she'll have forgotten by then.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)
he won't be allowed indoors at this rate

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I'm gonna need those presents back in that case. ITS OVER!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Anyone who works in the legal profession will tell you
that gifts cannot be claimed back mate.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Awwww shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)
so are you two bumping uglies on a regular basis now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Clicked for a chuckle right there!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Define 'regular'....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Are you doing it right now?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)
No, I'm eating Tangfastics and watching lizard lick towing

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)
ah, sent you a home video eh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Well, it is xmas ;)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)
the cyclically similar expulsion of feces from your bowels

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Yes it's roughly and handily in sync with that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)
if you were gonz this would claim to be having sex 72 times a day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)
and sometimes slowly having sex constantly all day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)
I can only dream of that lifestyle :(
Or maybe not if I continue stuffing jelly sweets down my gob.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)
he's not that ugly
and i'm hawt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Thanks?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)
that'll be the menopause

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)
pfffft
but just for that, I hope your wife's clashes with your daughter's adolescence. heh heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

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