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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:21,
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dogs you keep for fingering?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:22,
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No, bumming. I bum dogs.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:26,
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cashew nuts you are planning on forcing under your foreskin?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:23,
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I saw someone 'drink' a can of cashews yesterday.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:27,
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STDs that the antibiotics need to clear up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:23,
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prints of Jack Vetriano's classic beach dancing paintings you need to collect?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:24,
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actually sorry this is a bit harsh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:24,
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Yeah, steady on. This is a family forum.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:27,
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b3tans you've slept with?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:24,
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That's only 2 :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:25,
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I'm on the train to Folkestone right now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:27,
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Good luck with that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:28,
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At once?
No wonder they've been falling out on here again today.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:27,
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No, separately. I'm not greedy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:28,
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Beers?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:25,
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Wrapping presents. Tedious.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:26,
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Done all mine.
Nearly used a whole sheet of paper.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:28,
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I have done 4 now.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:29,
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no friends or relatives^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:29,
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All dead or dying when you get to his age
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:30,
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Aww snap!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:31,
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They're all dead at his age :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:31,
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No. I go on the internet.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:31,
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probably all dead cos your old
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:41,
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can't rach take care of all that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:29,
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No, all the pressies are for her.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:30,
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Nah, she's selfish.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:30,
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Lazy cow.
You should try the baroness next.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:31,
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Ha ha! Well done *applauds*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:32,
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She's doubtless in a shallow grave somewhere
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:32,
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i suspect there is a new concrete cow somewhere in MK
tell me Swipeypoo, how devastated was Mince?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:40,
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Very
Battered asked me to pass on his apologies. I declined.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:41,
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he can get fucked, standing me up like some kind of massive tiny cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:44,
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We'll all go without him next year and slag him orffffff
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:49,
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Feel free to not invite me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:51,
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You tell them what you got, you bad man!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:32,
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No, that's secret.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:32,
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Was it sucked off round the back of pizzaland?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:33,
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The market tavern, Mayfair, actually.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:34,
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classy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:35,
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I know. I am associating with 'high class escorts' rather than the standard Eastern European whores these days.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:36,
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