Seagulls can fly backwards.
Morning all. I've got the plumber in, and by that I mean there's a man with a big tool sorting out my boiler, and by that I mean get fucked.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:41, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Hny.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)

HNY.
It's a new, 364-page (now) book for you to write - make sure it's a good one!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:48, Reply)

deep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Innit doe.
GM, HNY, Mdme Le Sportscow.

Did you have a good winterval?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)

I did indeed sir
Ate like a king, drank like a lord
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)

+gay

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Textbook.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Alright Batts
Did you build up enough fat around your liver over Christmas to cause cirrhosis sometime in 2014?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:00, Reply)

I did, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Surprisingly not.
Drank very little on the 25th as I had my daughter with me.

Got completely & utterly drunk on Boxing Day, then had a few days off the booze to recover.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:20, Reply)

I think I've drunk every day in December and also yesterday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I didn't drink between Xmas and New Years Eve. That's the longest I haven't drunk all year.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I feel your pain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Yesterday morning I really wished I had continued not drinking :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I only had a couple of glasses of wine on New Year's Eve. Felt 'as fresh as a daisy' yesterday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:27, Reply)

I didn't think I drank that much, but given I don't remember vast swathes of the evening I must have.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)

I had a bottle of chataeuneuf-du-pape, three bottles of beer and three gins

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)

I had a bottle of Montepulciano, most of a bottle of shiraz, a couple of beers and some whisky
Felt quite awful NYD.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)

I broke my own rule on the 26th & drank spirits. Lots and lots of spirits.
Shots of Patron mainly.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Tanquerry FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Whoever invented coffee flavoured tequila is a genius.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Ooooooooooo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Tastes ok on the way back up as well
www.patrontequila.com/bottle/Patron+XO+Cafe
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)

oof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Together with the mate I was with, we consumed:
A whole bottle of Patron.
About 12 pints of lager each. I also had 3 pints of cider.
Several glasses of port.
Some sort of whisky - quantity unknown.

This took place over 9-10 hours, with no food.

My stomach muscles ached for two days from vomiting.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)

I didn't have a drink on the 27th

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)

*applauds*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:58, Reply)