People with birthdays early in January should fuck off and just accept that they are probably not going to get a present anywhere near on time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:41, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

:'(''''''

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

We people with birthdays in December have had to get used to 'combined' presents.
Otherwise known as 'generally a shit return on buying other people a birthday AND a xmas present'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Combined presents should be banned. Or I'm going to start doing the same for people with Summer birthdays.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)

you shouldn't have been hatched so close to Christmas
following which people are skint and on detoxes and diets
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)

YD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)

he'd be the first to complain about it
I've been hearing that complaint all my bloody life
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)

I feel his pain

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

strikethrough pain
replace with cock

lol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Cuckolded by your own father, eh?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

again. sigh.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:58, Reply)

NO I NEVER!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

^this.
My biggest gripe with that has always been that my brother, the late lamented poster of this parish, has a birthday near easter. No-one ever gave him an easter egg and said 'and that's for your birthday too'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Sometimes my birthday presents are wrapped in Xmas paper too, that's shoddy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)

this sounds like a first world problem

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

It doesn't sound like a problem at all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)

It's lazy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

It amazes me why people have difficulty with December and January birthdays.
It's not like it comes as a surprise - it's the same date every year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

laziness/not giving a fuck are not the same as difficulty, I suspect...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I hope you like your doctored Xmas card for your next birthday.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

it'll be better than the card I got for the last one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I know. And it's not like you got much for your birthday so it's okay to complain about a piece of paper.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)

when did that ever stop a woman??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:57, Reply)

'woman' ha ha yeah right

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Sportscalf 1 is 7 in a fortnight
Bad timing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

your timing!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)

2 thrusts and a squirt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)

wow
you should give lessons
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)