"ageing soaks - red-faced Dickensian gluttons, paying the price for years of uncompromising excess"
Cheeky bastard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's alright mate, your face isn't *that* red

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:05, Reply)

And then there's this:
"More depressing for me was the list of goodies I ought to avoid, thrown up by even the most cursory surf of the web - red meat, asparagus, spinach and mushrooms for a start."

Steak with asparagus, spinach and mushrooms sounds delicious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:09, Reply)

It certainly does, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:11, Reply)

That's basically my diet.
+sauce.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:12, Reply)