The problem is, he won't do it now, when she's all glam and they see each other at weekends and it's all high days and holidays
It'll be in ten year's time, when she's all knackered from kids and a job, and the novelty has worn off. I don't get how she can not see this. Plus he has no mates, which is never a good sign, and is a right whingey fuckwit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:51, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Beware blokes without mates.
Never a good sign. See also women with only male friends. Means they can't socialise.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Very much this
Not only is it a bad sign that hardly anybody likes them or wants to spend time with them, it also means that they are most likely anti-social and will not want to go out with your mates or be happy if you go out a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

A friend of my missus had an ex-boyfriend add her as a friend on fb
Alarm bells rang when she noticed that she was his only friend on there.
A quick check revealed that he had set up a second account so that his wife wouldn't see/be seen.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Urgh
Cheating Fucktard.

My legal news update told me that the only thing going on over Christmas was a massive rocket in divorces because of cheaters getting caught out with phones/gifts etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

I hate cheaters.
One strike and you're out with me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)

But Jason honey, I can change...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)

A yurt never changes its cheesecloth!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

I dunno, he sounds alright.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

We are never meeting him
So you'll never know!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

:(
I'd like to meet him and give him a 'player five'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I like the cut of his jib.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Sounds like a perfectly reasonable chap.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

You never know. Maybe they will keep each other happy.
You never know what goes on behind closed doors.

Just keep glaring at him. Keep him in check.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)