Your all gay.
Alt: Pussy or cock?

AltAlt: streaky or Canadian?

AltAltAlt: Did you eat breakfast?

AltAltAltAlt: Is OT/ sadder than the rest of this site?

AltAltAltAltAlt: If one's wife won't suck the crusty sex juice off of one's cock in morning, is it grounds for divorce?(not that any of you losers have ever managed to hold a marriage together).

AltAltAltAltAltAlt: I love Rory.

AltAltAltAltAltAltAlt: Anyone fancy a threesome with me and Rory?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 6:33, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright Edenmonster

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 9:24, Reply)

tl:dr:gf

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

alright ghost me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

WOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOO

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Fuck off, cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I would like to second this view.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Tl;dr

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Re: Group Moderator for Penismods
It sounds like you have what is take to be moderator. You yourself modify your penis/body and can relate to those who are doing or thinking of doing this self satisfying method of sexual enhancement. I am just starting the long cut down the shaft, I have only cut the membrane from pee hole to shaft. I am at the stage of stop or go further, once I start the further I know I will not stop till the job is complete through the ball sack (spitting the scrotum in half) and no where else to go. Just writing about it gives me a hardon and makes me want to start now cut now.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:18, Reply)

ADD YOUR FRIENDS TO WIN A LEOPARD

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Has anyone here ever really eaten a (human) penis or balls?
I guess most of us here have at some point fantasized about cooking and eating their own or another man's genitals, or serving them as a special treat for somebody special.

But has anyone really done it? If so, how did you cook it and did you enjoy the meal?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)

I love how 'total destruction of small cocks!' is grouped under 'romance & relationships'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)

oh fuck
tribes.tribe.net/urethralreroute/thread/211c4398-5082-4165-bcce-e19e84681e8d
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:29, Reply)

You visit some dark parts of the internet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I didn't want to say.
Thought I was being old fashioned or summat.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)

You say 'visit' like I'm not an admin there.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)

But yeah, it's all strangely compelling.
If you have homosexual voyeuristic tendencies.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)

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