David Copeland had the right idea about "fixing" them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dennis Nilsen was quite keen on their company.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Is that him who sang that Mariah Carey song?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Very true. And obviously it isn't normal.
Willies go in fannies, not up bums. That's why normal people never practise anal sex, that would be ludicrous.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

what's anal sex?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

actually, what's sex?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

I don't know. I think you only get to find out when you're married, as Jesus intended.
And I mean a man and a woman getting married, not a pair of bumders.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

men? getting married to each other?
Urgh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

I don't get gay marriage.
I'm certainly not backing it. Why couldn't they just be happy with the Civil Partnership thing?

We are not "the same", nor should we be.
I'm happier being the better evolved of the species.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:41, Reply)

being unable to reproduce is hardly better evolved, is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:41, Reply)

it would have been a fucking blessing in the cases of some people's parents

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)

yeah, yours

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I am perfectly capable of reproducing, thanks.
With beautiful genes too.

Why is that such a need in this overpopulated planet?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

you're a bit of a spastic, aren't you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

What have I said wrong now?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

where do we start?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)

It's an unnatural sex act performed by people with the 'gay' illness.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)

She said no then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

It's my birthday Weds WINK WINK

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

*lubes up*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)

*bums*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)

To be fair, men would stick it in a letterbox, if it was that shape.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Gay men would, because they don't understand normal things.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Normal is so passe

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:41, Reply)