I fucked Wendy Hurrell
She was shit, fanny like a bucket.
( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You had her the wrong way up

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

So where was I fucking then? The fanny's in the middleish.

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

That was her belly button, micro cock...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

or a fold

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

To be fair
as long as you get to fire the mucky custard its doesn't really matter does it...


This has all gone very LAD BANTER
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

You want LAD BANTER?
I'll give you one

No, wait...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Must be a micro cock if I thought she had a belly button like a bucket.

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

No you didn't, The Lovely Wendy wouldn't go anywhere near
a six-toed, hairy yokel that stinks of stale scrumpy. She's a classy bird and, like all classy birds, likes to make love gently and romantically.

Right up the shitter.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Office lol

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I'll have you know that some birds think Eu de Scumpy is a lovely scent

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Eu de Stumpy more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

She'd definitely find herself on the receiving end of a warm front.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)