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How many of you deviants are listed on here?
ukpaedos-exposed.com/
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:35, 137 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Not clicken that
might be a virus SOZ
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Bit depressing to find out my old scout master is a paedo and he never touched me once.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Haha

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Can you imagine if that were actually true?
Me? In the fucking scouts hahahaha
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)

In the
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)
My maths teacher didn't fancy me, just the other boys, the pert cheeked little flirts :(

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I got the KB from Savile. Twice.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)
My fourth year juniors* teacher was convicted of groping pre-pubescent girls


*Year six in new money
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:49, Reply)
were they fit though?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)
It was years after I left
So I'm going to have to assume that they were.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:57, Reply)
One of the Sixth Form deputy heads nobbed a chav in my year.
He was called Mr Cummings.

We treated the situation with the dignity and respect it required.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I'm trying to think of a funny joke relating to his name or something, but I've got nothing here

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Oh I've got one!
Now that he's had a short and ill-advised liaison with "Trace" in 13P, he's going to have to be called Mr Goings!
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:14, Reply)
My headmaster shacked up with an ex pupil who half of the school had been through at one time or another
He was driving back from hers and found a car crashed into a tree and ended up saving the two people inside it. He was on the news and everything
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:14, Reply)
The lighter side of ephebophilia!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Procol Harum's come back singlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)
*golf clap*

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Indeedy

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:29, Reply)
That "Educating Yorkshire" had a Miss Uren

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Totally not clicking that.
Your research troubles me.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)
You're not on there, I've checked.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Just you and Bartleby.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)
They ain't got nuffink on me, nark.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Teacher from my old school is

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)
an A board for my local paper said 'CHILD SEX TEACHER JAILED'
That's a pretty strange subject to teach, I blame Michael Gove.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Not me.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)
YET.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Look, it was just a misunderstanding, alright?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:02, Reply)
The tabloids will love that.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:07, Reply)
something about a virus

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:08, Reply)
I went to school with Peter Tobin's son
Just sayin'
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Good Lord, it's Two Hats!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)
*shows muscles*
*shows mussels*
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)
careful, the Frogs eat shellfish

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
i wonder if anyone has done a successful study (not a wiki wonder) about why paedos are almost exclusively men

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Chicks are sneakier.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:18, Reply)
this is true on many levels

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:18, Reply)
They're not.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:19, Reply)
i've got the daily mail
what have you got?
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Also The Mail:
www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?sel=site&searchPhrase=female+teacher
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:23, Reply)
Hmm, seems that lezzers are the worst offenders.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:23, Reply)
that might support my utterly half-baked theory
that fewer women do it because we aren't attracted to signs of youth, like beardless skin, but to REAL MANLY MEN. GRRRR.

you have to exclude people who participate in rings here, as that's financial.

ok, it's not even half-baked. 5% baked.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)
More baked ape

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)
ahhh, i love that ape

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:26, Reply)
*Strokes goatee*

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)
You'll be wanting this category:
ukpaedos-exposed.com/category/animal-perverts/
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Shit, I'm staying away from that shit.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Try the other end

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Haha.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I like this
and have done the deed
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
*golf claps*

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Id like to see the Billie Piper drama.
I got real bollocking for my overheard comments regarding her in DrWho.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:28, Reply)
They can be with certain shit.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:22, Reply)
ALL TEH SHIT

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Now, why are no paedophiles black?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)
see also nasty serial killers
your albert fishes, your denis nielsens, your myra hindleys and your ian bradys...
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Lonnie Franklin Jr

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)
there are loads of serial killer niggaz

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)
because a 14 yr old boy
who is fucking his 25 yr old teacher is a legend, and a 14 yr old girl who is being fucked by her 25 yr old teacher is being exploited
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Once again ^

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Mind you, this kid ain't a legend:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191046/Teachers-aide-charged-rape-having-sex-16-year-old-student-school.html
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
do you have the daily mail in your favourites or something?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I get to read it as part of my job sometimes

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
^ Paul Ross ^

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Its Victoria Coren!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I disagree
we don't know what he looks like so he could be worse...
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
i did once see an article where a mother was complaining that her son was being harassed by the MILF across the street
and when she told the police, they were all, "PHWOAR, GET IN THERE MY SON."
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Why did this not happen to me?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
i suspect the lad was gay
and that's why he told his mummy instead of getting up to his nuts in it
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
You mean Swipey hasn't tried to suck you off yet?
She'll definitely get to you soon.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
I feel so left out

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
the bastard lives miles away :(

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
I'll gaz you a cockpic and you can gaz me some lips

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)


(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)
sexay!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)
So much for your dating profile.
"Will travel for cock!"
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I AM THAT COCK

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I'M SPARTICOCK!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)

S I
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)
You can do it as part of your northern tour.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Imma make a fortune selling t-shirts of that tour!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Size XXXXXXXXL only

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Gonna have to be really.
Maybe I should sell Swipeys Northern Tour Tracy Emin's Tents
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Thats closer to the Marquee
( I think that's possibly the worst play on words I have ever typed )
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)
PEG IT!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)
SWIPEY'S NORTHERN TOUR
APPEARING AT 7.5 MILLION COCKS IN 5 DAYS!
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Careful
Too many cocks spoil the boff
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
You are on good form today.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Because you are northern and ugly
HTH's
XXX
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Oh yeah

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Simple answers to simple questions mate

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Its all the fault of sexy kids
The question these people should be asking, is, "What is it about dirty brown coats and thick lensed, round glasses, that kids find so irresistible?"
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Sweets and puppies

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
This guy said he would take me to see some puppies if I got in his van but the lying bastard gave me a lift to work instead.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)
There was a genuine "see some puppies" guy outside our school once

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
WOuldn't mind getting my hands on Susanna Reids puppies eh! eh lads!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
TGGI^

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
She's pretty hot on telly, but I bet you'd regret it when you saw her the next morning.
Haggard.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
I'd try it out
Take one for the team
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)
I'm ahead of you in the queue.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)
I didn't see you down there

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I will join and we can go airtight

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)
While you guys are playing for the mutton
I'll be tipping my cap at the lovely Wendy Hurrell.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
nice

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Nice puppies *tips hat*

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
National TV or GTFO

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I fucked Wendy Hurrell
She was shit, fanny like a bucket.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)
You had her the wrong way up

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)
So where was I fucking then? The fanny's in the middleish.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)
That was her belly button, micro cock...

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
or a fold

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)
To be fair
as long as you get to fire the mucky custard its doesn't really matter does it...


This has all gone very LAD BANTER
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
You want LAD BANTER?
I'll give you one

No, wait...
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Must be a micro cock if I thought she had a belly button like a bucket.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)
No you didn't, The Lovely Wendy wouldn't go anywhere near
a six-toed, hairy yokel that stinks of stale scrumpy. She's a classy bird and, like all classy birds, likes to make love gently and romantically.

Right up the shitter.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Office lol

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
I'll have you know that some birds think Eu de Scumpy is a lovely scent

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Eu de Stumpy more like

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
She'd definitely find herself on the receiving end of a warm front.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Bugsy Holly WIlloby

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)
She doesnt read the news
I am pretty sure she cant even read, and has an assistant to tie her shoes
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)
I don't mind doing a bit of Care in the Comunity in that case.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)


(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)
How I Met Your Moth

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Just make sure she leaves before dawn then. Simples

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)
^logic

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Bet shes filthy though!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Why is the popular page full of pictures of Bear Pookie's mum?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
The Two Hats one wins hands down

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)
That was a genuine work of art.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
I "lol" every time I open it

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)

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