Never pulled a sickie in my life.
Although my wife thinks every slight sniffle is a potentially life threatening disease, so will usually call into my office and tell them I'm ill at the first sign I might be going down with something.
( Muns, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's a cunt punch right there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)

wife mum
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)

officesmirk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Neh Smirking in tha werkplace

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Ah man
Ahv got me tabs n'ahl
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Terrible internet bullying.
I'll let you off though, gingers have to take what they can get.
( Muns, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)

hang on
how have the ginger lies spread this far?

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Lies?
No smoke without fire....
( Muns, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

battered started it all
blame him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Shut up you fat ginger mess.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:34, Reply)

get your eyes checked

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Swipe & Frog

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)

don't flatter yourself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:43, Reply)

50% accurate

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)

which one's which?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)