Totes dishevelled.
More to do with getting drenched in the morning typhoon, and also because Swipe paid a small Chinese woman to beat me up, punch me and stamp on my back all under the guise of 'massage'. She cooked me lamb, which was very nice indeed.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:54, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cooked you lamb? Bloody hell.
Without complaining and making faces?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:02, Reply)

I just assumed it was one of their "in words" for bum sex

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:07, Reply)

No complaining, and just the usual face, but she can't help that.
She also let me off the now regular occurance of twatting me in the bollocks 'accidentally' as an extra birthday treat.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:12, Reply)

on reading your internet antics
your main present is now cancelled. anyone want to come to a fancy 5 star hotel for the weekend??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Will it include pizza?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I have to be horrible on here to make up for being so *lovely* IRL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)

ALSO I DID NOT PAY A CHINESE WOMAN TO GIVE YOU A THAI MASSAGE
SHE WAS CLEARLY THAI

AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE SWEDISH MASSAGE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A MASSAGE FLID.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)

They all look the same to me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)