I saw a bus stranded in the floods by the house.
An old lady had to be carried off because she was too short to wade in the water. And old and a cunt.

Alright doc
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:48, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Silly cow should of evolved gills. Even fish can do that.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I should have got out of my van and drowned her,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Old bitch.
Alright, Winders?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Yo yo yo.
How's it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Dreadful.
HNY.

Are they working you hard?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Nah, it's just a lot of driving about.
Doing loads of little sites, so I'm probably spending as much time driving as I do actually working.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Not all bad then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah.
Why you so dreadful?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Just struggling with a 5 day week.
Now everyone is back at work it's actually busy which makes the day go quick but is boring.

bloobloobloo
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Maybe it's time you started murdering.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Normally a couple of beers at lunch on a bad day.......
I am off the lunch ale at the moment!!! Booo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I must admit,
I do miss the cheeky afternoon pint, but it's harder to get away with when driving.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Alright Winsome.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I'm in Swindon tangles,
It might actually be worse than Coventry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I told you there were worse places.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I am sorry for being so horrid about cov.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)

I forgive you.
Come again and I'll try to find a nice bit to show you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Ok.
I'd like to. We can snuggle up and watch the forrins.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I'm in!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Alright Winders?
That's a good point, are any of you affected by the flooding :(

We don't get none of that round my way.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)

I've got sandbags out,
Main road to my house is closed in one direction, I'm not worried though as there's a man in a high visibility jacket watching the river 24/7 to keep us safe.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Moses?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I assume he has some sort of magic power over water
Why else would he be there?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Science is FUN!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Somebody has to tell you when to get onto your roofs
otherwise you might not notice the water pouring through your fucking windows.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)