You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

just prayin'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:15, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

To be fair, telling lies is frowned on by most major religions

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Which is odd, given that many religions seem to be founded on lies

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:18, Reply)

I think you have confused 'lies' with 'gods holy word' there mate, dont worry he will forgive you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Ever had a bacon sandwich?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:25, Reply)

yes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Naughty!
Leviticus 11:7-8
New International Version (NIV)
7 And the pig, though it has a divided hoof, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. 8 You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

See also:
rationalwiki.org/wiki/List_of_actions_prohibited_by_the_Bible
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)

yeah that isn't relevant now. thats how chritianity works brother

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)

That's taken from the New International Version.
Tell it to the Jews.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:32, Reply)

Didn't the Bible say.....
Man shall not.... insert penis into other man gently at first, ease into it, oh yeah baby, thats the stuff. just the tip at first, then again but deeper and deeper. Slowly build up a momentum, thats it, faster, faster, faster, make the balls slap against him, fwack fwack, there it is, let him bite your finger as you arrive. Almost there, almost there almost there THEEEERRREEEEE. Now spark up a fag and relax.... as man would with a women. Incidently, he said fuck all about women with women and another women watching.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:45, Reply)

Why should I give a fuck if god was a homophobe?
Shouldn't have made us then, should he?

Also: Finger biting?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:49, Reply)

and let's not go there with the complete denial of dinosaurs, and the blatant incest of Adam and Steve..

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:50, Reply)

If god didn't love the gays, he wouldn't have made the some FAB-U-LOUS.
Yeah', you need to try the finger biting thing if you haven't.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I can't imagine it being fun for the reciprocant.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:53, Reply)

God, you're being so straight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:00, Reply)