Hang on while I take my scarf and gloves off.
Now let's see.
I don't trust people who talk to dead bodies. "It sounds like... Did you have an uncle Bill?... No? ... An auntie Mary then? Yes, she says you'll die on a cross etc.

Supposed to be learning the geetar, we'll see.

Get Dozer a season ticket for the York wall walk. He never need be bored again.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

THAT'S NO WALL!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Well there's a bit of it left.
Shoddy builders up north tha knows.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:01, Reply)

i think mary was his mother, not his auntie...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Yer like I said, don't trust them.
Did he have an uncle Bill then?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:01, Reply)

did jesus have an uncle bill?
I don't know, who was john the Baptist's father? his mother was called Elizabeth, I know that much...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:06, Reply)

No I didn't mean Jesus.
I was talking about a bloke who played on the wing and had a heart attack as he centred the ball.
Bible bashers, harrumph!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:16, Reply)

a season ticket?
It's free.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)

No wonder my schemes never make a profit.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:47, Reply)