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Power hour!I don't trust joggers. They are always the ones who "find" dead bodies.
I'm also dubious of people in the medical profession on here.
What don't you trust?
Alt. Aside from skiing, are you trying anything for the first time in 2014? Suggest something new for a fellow B3tan.
AltAlt. Birthday present suggestions for our lovely Dozer.
Something in Turquoise or Camo preferred. Extra points for swearing.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:55,
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GaysAlt: I'd suggest that Jason stops being upset
Altalt: Jason's bumhole
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:56,
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:00,
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its easy for you to lip read because of your screw on plastic earzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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can I have the 'Get Fucked' socks and the 'kill yourself' hat please?(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I like Undefeated stuff as well, they're a cool label.Ditto The Hundreds.
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I like Sinstar stuff at the minute and my new favourite shop is Ark, though it is a bit hipster.Bank has gone very chavvy.
Thanks for your input.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:09,
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yeah im going for a beer sort it out eh?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:11,
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Have a good un.Chained to my desk for another Brimful of Asha
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:14,
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Running should be reserved for actual sportsor escaping from tigers.
running otherwise demonstrates a pathetic lack of knowledge of the transport options in the area and/or an inability to drive.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:12,
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I am actually planning on jogging myself.Murdering will be kept to a minimum.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:14,
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I don't think I've ever seen a happy jogger.Also, they sneer at me when I'm stood in the doorway of my local smoking a tab and looking bemused at them.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:19,
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people walking dogs find dead bodies tooI reckon the dogs have a good gnaw on them first, I mean waste not, want not
people are not for trusting
alt: going to morrocco and my not so secret plan I'm not going to put on here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:16,
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I'm starting to get the 'nearly hometime' stompy feet.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:17,
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my friend's dad used to go for a morning jog before workone day he got stopped by the police, who'd had reports of a flasher in the area. or that was his story.
alt: I know what I'm never trying.
altalt: a shoebox to bury his rodent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:18,
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nahnot his style. if you'd said, "mug a small child for its last ten pence", maybe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:20,
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Nobody in your family has any style. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:24,
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really?coming from a guy who still has to buy his clothes from the junior section?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:25,
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I wish I did. There's no VAT on kids clothes. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:29,
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you should try itbaby gap have some lovely onesies
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:31,
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My Dad was questioned by police on suspicion of being the Yorkshire ripper.Not sure about the details but I think it was that he sounded similar..?
It wasn't him though... I think.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:21,
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Unless your Dad is Peter Sutcliffeno, it pretty much wasn't him.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:22,
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maybe the police got the wrong manand then all got together to cover it up because they are power abusing cunts who lie?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:24,
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There's only two people I trustOne's me and the other aint you. Oh no,wait, hang on..
There's only three people I trust...One's me, one's me mum, ..ooh I just though of someone else! Hang on..
There's only..*counts*..no, not her, deffo not him..er, I'll get back to you.
Alt: I suggest trying some fucking glasses for ScaryDuck so he can get my name right next time.
Altalt: A haggis slice in a bap. It's a slice of beef mince with a slice of haggis through the centre. Goes lovely with a scotch bap and broon sauce.
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That sandwich sounds excellent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:26,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:27,
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You're not in a male sauna now. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:30,
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This poor chap wasmancunianmatters.co.uk/content/070114043-manchester-gay-village-sex-sauna-slammed-filthy-conditions-after-man-lies-dead-own
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:37,
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Fantastic euphanisum to mention next time I'm on the ward with someone incontenant from scottland. When I was in hospital over christmas, I hadn't eaten for 6 days, only sips of water and drip, they let me start eating again and the next bed shat himself like 5 times and it reeked. Don't get me wrong, i'm sympithetic, but I couldn't eat in the same room as that. He was an alright bloke, didn't want to insult him, so I ended up going out to eat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:33,
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one of your lot is giving me no end of hassleI just texted you in FRUSTRATION
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:53,
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Hang on while I take my scarf and gloves off.Now let's see.
I don't trust people who talk to dead bodies. "It sounds like... Did you have an uncle Bill?... No? ... An auntie Mary then? Yes, she says you'll die on a cross etc.
Supposed to be learning the geetar, we'll see.
Get Dozer a season ticket for the York wall walk. He never need be bored again.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:52,
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Well there's a bit of it left.Shoddy builders up north tha knows.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:01,
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i think mary was his mother, not his auntie...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:54,
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Yer like I said, don't trust them.Did he have an uncle Bill then?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:01,
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did jesus have an uncle bill?I don't know, who was john the Baptist's father? his mother was called Elizabeth, I know that much...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:06,
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No I didn't mean Jesus.I was talking about a bloke who played on the wing and had a heart attack as he centred the ball.
Bible bashers, harrumph!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:16,
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No wonder my schemes never make a profit.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:47,
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Hi, I had a pint, mulled it over and I still don't trust gays, but now I don't trust blacks too.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:30,
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that's beer for youdon't trust it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:33,
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I know, who would have though one meagre pint could have turned me into such a bigot?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:34,
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did you have the special beer made from leaves on the bigot tree?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:37,
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No, it was lager. Shame, that would have totes explained it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:40,
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That black midget on Undateables last night would fucking get it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:37,
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Ah, i meant to record that to get some tips.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:40,
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Jiggers are cunts to a man, see also cyclists Alt: I'll gonna try being neither bent, nor a spastic
Altalt: an electro magnet to rip all that ninties boy and bullshit out of his face.
Alright? I have beer
Edit: sorry hova no disrespect yeah?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:37,
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Aim for gingers as no one else wants them?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:46,
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I dunno likeMarcia Cross and Christina Hendricks are pretty fuckable.
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I be he steals the shoes from outside mosques(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:48,
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What are you doing for your birthday shithead?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:56,
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On your own? No, that's cool, yeah, sure.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 18:02,
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Just like he didn't go on holiday on his own a while back...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 18:33,
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I've got a great mistrust of anyone who gives these "Come to my seminar on buisness for free and buy my book to become rich" types that the yanks go mad over(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:39,
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I also mistrust people who run business seminars and can't spell buisness(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:50,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_DzK-Cs32U
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 18:06,
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I don't trust advertisers/marketers - cunts, the lot of 'emAlt: I'm trying to cut out bread from my daily intake. I'm a breadoholic, if it's there, I'll eat it. I'd suggest a cyanide and strychnine diet for all of you.
Altalt: Studded electrical (440v 3ph) underwear.
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Only completely weak willed idiots hate advertisers/marketeers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:58,
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everything he owns has been marketed to him in some wayFrom product development through to above the line promotion. Only an utter prick would fail to realise this.
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Please read the words - it'll help you understandI didn't say I hated them - I said I didn't trust them.
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Same response, you are clearly too stupid to make your own decisions thus get annoyed when you are persuaded by advertisersIt's ok, you're an obese middle aged jobs worth living I the armpit of the midlands, those shiney adverts must be SO tempting
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 18:11,
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especially the warburtons ones(sorry, couldn't resist)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 18:14,
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Warburtons were one of my clients when I had the business.Lovely people. Only downside was having to go to Bolton to see them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 18:19,
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Adverts on TV are great!Or, so I'm told. Don't own a TV. Don't eat bread either.
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Too busy wishing kids were dead eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 18:44,
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