i hate it when you have an unpleasant dream and wake up feeling all depressed even though you KNOW it's stupid
last night I dreamed that I had a really nasty massive row with one of my best friends, I was upset all morning.

alt: women are a million times easier than men. if I could be gay, I would be.

altalt: it was better last week. have the glory days slipped by so fast?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:44, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Women's dreams are shit
Yeah, of course its my fault I was nasty to you.... IN A FUCKING DREAM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)

has that ever happened, outside "friends" ?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Yep
See also: laughing at the Mrs when she says something in her sleep then her getting annoyed at you for laughing

The phrase: "Are you drawing on the ceiling in pencil?"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Well? Were you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)

I was not, sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Well. You might say that, but what is the one thing missing from a gay relationship to make them happier..?
Nagging harpies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)

a e
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)