I had an awesome dream last night that I went to Brian Blessed's farm, and he had this enormous, winding steam-punk-like device for playing music and cooking barbeques.
It was great. Sarah Harding was there, and she shaved off all her hair.

EDIT: this is true - I did dream this last night.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He was on a panel show the other week and his anecdotes weren't all that
so he made them more interesting by shouting.
I'd still love a beer with him though.

Pity Sarah didn't shave her head off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)

His Piers Morgan interview was fucking brilliant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I've not seen that. Will Youtube it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Have you seen Piers Morgan in the cricket nets facing Brett Lee?
Funny as fuck. He called the England team 'cowards' after the 1st test match. Brett challenged him to face an over in the nets.

He tried, bless him. The prick.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Yeah, broke a rib or two. Should have aimed higher!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Hang on
ALL her hair you say,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:19, Reply)