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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Allegedly genuine
"Bet you £1 I can get your tits to jiggle without touching them"
*scream as gropes breasts*
"No, soz, can't do it. Here's your quid!"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:22,
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latest was 11 years ago)
That did the rounds in school
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:23,
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50p back in my day though
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:25,
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It was, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:26,
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I did adjust for inflation
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:26,
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That was 6th form
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:28,
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I imagine that ol Breadhead was inflated for most of his school days
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:29,
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see also
"have you ever had your breasts weighed?"
"no"
*juggles*
"WAHEY!"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:28,
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at least with our version you would be 50p better off
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:37,
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