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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you don't need to know what she looks like (which i don't)
to know that she's quite posh and blonde (which she undoubtedly is)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
She had a fanny like a bucket

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
you say that about everyone
there is only one common thread...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
My wife and the oxford bird don't

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)
The Oxford bird took it up the shitter.
Not only does she not have a cavernous vajoo, she doesn't *Crying Game spoiler*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Maybe
but my wife has had two kids and her vadge isn't ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:38, Reply)
yeah yeah
you keep telling yourself that it's just the same as it was before she shat two enormous heads through it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Look if my cock is as tiny as you are suggesting it definitely wouldn't touch the sides after two kids.
Supporting my original statement that naker's missus and you have massive cavernous fannies.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)
To be fair
if yours did touch the sides then your missus wouldn't always be on the phone to me asking me to see her right
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:49, Reply)
WHy would she fuck an internet weirdo when she's got the whole local rugby team to service her?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
cos I am well pretty with my youthful good looks
OF COURSE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:00, Reply)
mine's tighter than a 90 year old nun's, thank you very much

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)

tighter dustier
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:52, Reply)
my boyfriend has a samurai sword

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Your boyfriend is Monty's (RIP) brother?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)

dustier more haunted and full of spiders
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
christ
what kind of fanny have you seen in your day??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
He's not talking about the average fanny
just your barren wasteland of a fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
it's like a tiny, delicate silk and velvet pink purse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Kinda like this?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)
LEAVE YOUR SISTER OUT OF THIS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Woah
you're the one that's claiming structural knowledge of a 90 year old nun's snatch, sweetness. I'm just speculating.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)

speculat wank + like a bonobo
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)
If I could somehow use a strikethrough to make 'speculating' sound like something you did with a speculum then this would be funny as fuck.
But I can't.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:27, Reply)
It is.
It's like prospecting, but with a speculum. In a vagina. Whilst not looking for gold. Except maybe in Essex vaginas.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Like peeling apart a cheese toasty

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
empty?
has a handle?
goes "clang" when you drop it?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Not sure, lets just go with I fucked Naker's wife

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:40, Reply)

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