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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Met some people from 'comedy' website b3ta(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:23,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Sold Gavrilo Princip an FN model 1910 pistol(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:26,
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Devised and sold the format for all reality tv shows ever (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:28,
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How could you?That's horrible
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:29,
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Double psyche! I'd totes buy you an organic lager(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:32,
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I'll come down for the housewarming party when you move into swipe's half flat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:35,
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Please don't breed with her. Humanity doesn't deserve that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:38,
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I'm not breeding with anyone. Plus, you know, ginger kids..........(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:40,
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Thankfully, micro isn't ginger, despite her mother being a ranga. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:41,
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ginger genes are recessiveSo a 1 in 4 chance if one parent is ginger.
Or sutin.
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All of my side have dark brown hair, before it goes grey.Micro is dark blonde/ light brown according to her mother. Whilst I don't like the term 'mousy' that would be a more accurate description.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:09,
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as opposed to an inorganic lager made from sand and grit(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:44,
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Exactly.I meant to say 'vegan', but I'm a stupid fucking twat.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:47,
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^ tggi(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:05,
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Is he dead? He hasn't been on here for a while(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:35,
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dunnoI'm expecting a gaz.
Before that I have my digital marketing guru mate coming to visit. Ent seen the cunt in years. He's been 'in digital' since the 90s and earns more than Battered and Swipe combined. We're going boozing in York.
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Nice.I have to work tomorrow morning, then I'm lazing about before having a few beers with pals. I'm painting my bathroom on Sunday. Paaaarty on eh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:47,
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yer I need to paint mine.Got the bathroom done 4 years ago, needs sprucing up innit.
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Just the gloss needs re-doing, couple of hours job. I never get the time at the moment. Gonna spend some money on the house soon, hopefully, with a view to letting it and moving closer to work.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:54,
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I'm shit at stuff like thatRather pay someone to come in and do it properly.
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Egg shell is easier than gloss. Looks better too. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:07,
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Vinyl silk is easier to apply and lasts longer(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:11,
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Eggshell has a weird shine, I prefer either proper thick gloss, or silk as you can still see the wood grain.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:17,
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Next weeks question for our week sorted. I'm off, have a good weekend.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:26,
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